Machete Archive

  • Grind House

    The New Machete Trailer Kicks Serious Ass

    I guarantee you’ll grow more chest hair after watching this. Danny Trejo’s “Machete” is… just…. holy shit, just… holy shit.  I watched the Youtube video like 8 or 9 times but have yet to find some discernible plot. But there’s Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba. So that...