Weird Archive

  • A Patent By Sony Makes Me Think Skynet

    A Patent By Sony Makes Me Think Skynet

    Getting our machines to detect emotions is a smart idea and a rather large step into the SkyNet direction. Look at this patent. WTF is going on here? Thankfully I can tell you. While Donny Osmond here is busy enjoying his unique programming, the Playstation...

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  • Star Wars Chopsticks: Be Careful They're Hot!

    Star Wars Chopsticks: Be Careful They're Hot!

    Man! I love Japan! There is absolutely nothing that you cannot get whilst staying there. Underwear from a vending machine. A wooden earscratcher from the mall. A niche for everything! Evidently, the Star Wars Franchise is still something that’s marketable, which inevitably means that George...

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  • Microstar International Advertisement Tells Consumers That Their Notebooks Can Be Fitted In Your Crack

    Microstar International Advertisement Tells Consumers That Their Notebooks Can Be Fitted In Your Crack

    Oh my… words cannot describe… In order to prove that their laptops really are that thin, Micro-star International has put up an advert that shows some rather athletic gentlemen throwing and catching laptops with their ass and their crack, effectively their asscracks. The men do...

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  • Geek Logik: Solving Life With Math

    Geek Logik: Solving Life With Math

    I recently picked up a new book titled: Geek Logik – 50 Foolproof Equations For Everyday Life. The rationale being that math really can make my life better. Basically this book makes decisions for me via algebraic equations. Everything from Dating to Career and Finance...

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  • Corvette vs. F/A – 18 Fighter Jet

    Corvette vs. F/A – 18 Fighter Jet

    Okay predictions. In a race between a Corvette and a Jet, who would come out the victor? Let us consult the popular consensus. Cast a vote if you’ve got a moment or two. [polldaddy poll=1757604] The Event A team of racing enthusiasts have pitted a...

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  • Water Can Explode If Messed With Correctly

    Water Can Explode If Messed With Correctly

    Science has awesome ties to badassery. A chem teacher of mine once remarked of the dangers of boiling distilled water. The inevitable response on my part would be to ask “why?” The man never told me and only continued grumbling as he proceeded to finish...

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  • Poof! Makes Your Poo Smell Nicer

    Poof! Makes Your Poo Smell Nicer

    Oh man. This has had to have happened to every walking Dick or Jane out there. There are just so many names for it. Gap cheese. Cap-sizing. The list goes on and on and on… If you’ve consumed some faulty curry, or fox with some...

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  • This Is An Actual Academic Paper

    This Is An Actual Academic Paper

    David Sims is a professor for Cass Businees School Of London. He authored a paper titled You Bastard: A Narrative Exploration of the Experience of Indignation within Organizations. Sims attempts to explain the nature of bad people on Earth. All of them.

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  • It Boggles The Mind: Optical Illusions

    It Boggles The Mind: Optical Illusions

    An optical illusion by Akiyoshi Kitaoka. The spirals of magenta, green, orange and blue swirl in perfect unanimity. But at the behest of your cranial noodles, the green and blue are really one colour. Incredible! Load the image up in photoshop or even the paint...

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  • NASA To Fire Large Missile At Moon

    NASA To Fire Large Missile At Moon

    There are questions surrounding our neighboring satellite. Mainly, is there water on it? Scientists have wet their pants trying to figure it out. And since there are no nibbles, a missile is being aimed at the moon with the purpose of creating a six mile...

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