Weird Archive
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US Senate Gets Involved In iPhone 4 Reception Problem
Posted on July 15, 2010 | No CommentsWow. This has officially gotten way out of hand. Chuck Schumer of the New York Senate just issued a press release demanding that Apple deliver a “clearly written explanation” on their reception problem. *Laughs uncontrollably* You got to be kidding me. Being honest here, I... -
New Dot-XXX Domain Extension Looks Super Sexy
Posted on July 13, 2010 | No CommentsEvery domain extension that you’ve heard of – .com, .net, .asia – all of them are rife with the things you’d find in the seedy porn underbelly. Evidently, sex sells. Stuart Lawley, a London-based businessman has brokered a new deal with ICANN (Internet Corporation for... -
Vuvuzela Sounds Suck. Use Hacks And Stop Them.
Posted on July 10, 2010 | No CommentsI hate the vuvuzela horn. I genuinely do. That’s why I’m so confused when the nice, educated, gentlemen at Youtube embedded a vuvuzela button on their video players. Out to get me probably. Turns out I’m not the only one that shares this same sentiment.... -
Super Smash Bros. Secret That Took 7 Years To Unlock
Posted on July 3, 2010 | No CommentsOh my goodness. A phantom hand. It brings me back to my days in Socials 9 when I learned of Adam Smith. Creepy I know. The phantom Master Hand also turns out to be this boss character in Super Smash bros. and *gasp* it’s shrouded... -
i.Beat Blaxx MP3 Player Sounds Oh-so Racist
Posted on September 25, 2009 | No CommentsIf you’ve heard of iPod, you certainly should not have heard of iBeat. The company, whom I’ve relegated as one trying to capitalize upon the i-suffix mania, has recently made what some consider a very, very bad move. Their newest mp3 player, the i.Beat Blaxx... -
Vivid Entertainment Predicts LOTS Of Boobs On Your PS3
Posted on September 8, 2009 | No CommentsI suppose it’s only inevitable that something as sexy as pornography plants its long legs onto the PS3. I can confidently say that this can only lead to some very good business. Head executive of Vivid Entertainment Steven Hirsch recently opined that proprietors such as Japan’s... -
Google Celebrates Doraemon’s Birthday. With Drawings.
Posted on September 3, 2009 | 3 CommentsDoraemon, possibly the cutest, bluest, weirdest piece of hair celebrates… uh, a birthday, I think. Nobody’s that giggly without reason. If you all don’t know Doraemon, the manga comics describe him to be a futuristic robot empowered with pockets that leverage scientific technicalities that exist... -
A Patent By Sony Makes Me Think Skynet
Posted on August 16, 2009 | No CommentsGetting our machines to detect emotions is a smart idea and a rather large step into the SkyNet direction. Look at this patent. WTF is going on here? Thankfully I can tell you. While Donny Osmond here is busy enjoying his unique programming, the Playstation...










