Weird Archive
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In China They Knockoff Entire Apple Stores
Posted on July 22, 2011 | No CommentsChina can be quite amazing. Selling fake iPods isn’t profitable enough. Not when you can knockoff entire stores. These photos were taken by an American couple living in Kunming. Only problem is that Kunming is so out of the way that it’s nowhere near the... -
Astronaut Bag Turns Pee Into Gatorade
Posted on July 7, 2011 | No Comments// Space craft Atlantis is so lucky. Why? The crew will have access to new food technology: a magical crap bag capable of turning any liquid into sugary, electrolyte-rich fluids. And by any liquid, I mean any liquid. Move aside Bear Grylls, pee is no... -
I Point Out the Deadly Flaws in the CDC’s Official Zombie Emergency Plan
Posted on May 20, 2011 | No CommentsA recent report by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) discusses plans to handle a zombie apocalypse. While a lot of Americans might see this as an indication of the U.S. government’s concern, smarter people assume that this is some clever ploy to remind the public... -
It Would Get Real Awkward if Superman and Doctor Who Met [Comic]
Posted on May 17, 2011 | No CommentsA funny online comic to lighten your mood, that is, if you like Superman and Doctor Who. I do, so yay for me. Enjoy the corniness. Several observations of mine: Why is Superman in London? His legs? Surprisingly hairy. Shorts with pink hearts are actually... -
In Japan, Where Sega Games Are Controlled By Piss
Posted on December 19, 2010 | No CommentsSega Japan is such an innovator in a weird, gross, twisted way. It involves piss… because most thing in Japan invariably do. I remember writing about a game a few years ago released on the Wii and it kinda relates to this. Anyway, on to... -
Researchers Dress Up As Pandas In The Name Of Science
Posted on December 9, 2010 | No CommentsI just spat out pieces of raw chicken and downed an Asahi to bolster my spirits. Needless to say, I feel pretty badass right now. It’s safe to say that I’m running on some sort of inexplicable high right now, likely stemming from the joy... -
New Apple Patent Removes Dirty Words From Text Messages :(
Posted on October 17, 2010 | 1 CommentApple recently filed a patent that implements a control filter on certain words. But it’s okay. You needn’t care. According to the official patent, “The…control application evaluates whether or not the communication contains approved text based on, for example, objective ratings criteria or a user’s... -
Starship Enterprise Hidden In Battlestar Galactica
Posted on October 17, 2010 | No CommentsSomewhere on the edge of the universe, Captain James Kirk went out of his way to steal the thunder of some other sci-fi show. Now this is just badass. Admittedly I’m not too updated with BSG but this really makes me want to change my... -
Silly Google Messes With Search Results For “Anagram”
Posted on September 4, 2010 | No CommentsI have to post this. After all, it could be gone by tomorrow evening. Google “anagram.” Right now. Oh Google. Yes we get it. I’m amused because I’m a nice guy, but imagine the surprise of those who were legitimately trying to find a definition.... -
Paul Allen Sues The Entire Internet
Posted on August 29, 2010 | 1 CommentSomebody is going to get their ass handed back to them. Paul Allen is a business phenom. He’s co-founder of Microsoft and he spends his time being completely zen at Vulcan Inc. But this… this is something different. Allen is suing Google, Apple, AOL, Facebook,...
