Games Archive

  • Cookie Monster Eats Xbox 360

    Cookie Monster Looks Baked, Eats An Entire Xbox [Video]

    Oh man oh man. Wow. Video game designer Tim Schafer walks on “conveyer belt” Sesame Street. Xbox 360 in hand, he’s real excited about going home to play with his kid (WTF). Somehow Cookie Monster gets involved and he ends up eating both cookie and...


  • HOTD Overkill Extended Creeping Flesh

    HOTD: Overkill Extended Cut’s Second Bonus Chapter Looks Bloody Good

    House of the Dead: Overkill Extended Cut looks so gross that it must be good. Sega just revealed a new segment to the game dubbed “Creeping Flesh,” which as an aside, is not that creative. For the most part the zombies actually look scary in...


  • Super Mario Portal Gun

    What If Mario Had A Portal Gun? [Video]

    So I’m on Youtube right? And then I find this. Classic Mario having fun with wormholes i.e. Portal Gun. The possibilities are endless and the game is now utterly unfair. You look: The Highlights: Mario is now practically invincible. He fires portals into floors and...


  • Portal No Escape Film

    Watch Portal ‘No Escape’ Short Film

    The Portal: No Escape short film has a pretty exciting vibe to it. It’s grittier, does a reasonable job exploring the Portal concept, and it kinda takes itself too seriously, which is fine by me. You look: I’m quite impressed with the film’s production value....


  • Konami Code

    Game Boy Swimsuit Is Sexy, Possibly The Only Game I’ll Play

    My first thought? Konami code all the way. This is one of those outfits that spell “arrest” for a multitude of people. I can’t help but be reminded of the same fetishes that have surrounded Slave Leia and Lara Croft. But unlike Slave Leia or...


  • Playstation Vita

    I Can’t Believe Playstation Vita Has More RAM Than PS3

    Sony Worldwide Studio President Shuhei Yoshida released some specs for the upcoming Playstation Vita. The portable console is sexy enough, but knowing that it can handle cross-chats because of a RAM boost makes it much more appealing. The Specs: Playstation Vita has 512MB of RAM...


  • Mass Effect Gun 4

    Mass Effect 3 Gun Replica Is Stunning

    Want. The intricacy on this baby is amazing.  Judging by the photos, there’s a fair amount of detail. The gun is obviously modeled after some main-stay weapon from Mass Effect 3. If you ask me though it seems like a replica of the N7 assault...


  • Star Wars RTS

    Star Wars RTS on a 20ft. Touchwall Looks Fantastic [Video]

    Look at this. It’s a video game. It’s Star Wars. It’s played on a 20 foot LCD Touchwall. Sold. How does this sorcery work? You look: IT’S A TRAP! A little background: The game’s called Force Commander and it was developed by Arthur Nishimoto, a...


  • Wow Uch King

    Play World of Warcraft Free

    You heard me. Free. World of Warcraft is being handed out like hot cakes. Is somebody crazy? What you get: 20 levels Up to 10 gold coins Unlimited number of characters What you don’t get: Guild membership Why it’s cool: You save £8.99, which is...


  • Modern Warfare 3 Reveal Trailer Screenshot

    Modern Warfare 3 Reveal Trailer Leaves Me Excited, Unsettled

    The full trailer is finally here and it’s nothing like the crappy ones they fed us months before. The game preview feeds us loads of eye-candy. Graphics are crisp and as far as I can tell, there will be single player campaigns across America, England,...