To all the gamers out there.
Don’t worry. There’s a bigger loser than you. Some guy just beat Diablo 3 in 12 hours and 29 minutes. That sounds pretty impressive to me since I can’t imagine doing anything uninterrupted for more than 4.
Player Yoshichan has accumulated
8,368 Lifetime Kills, 412 Elite Kills and 168,481 gold as a Barbarian on normal difficulty.
Hopefully these little numbers have motivated you to be somebody in the online gaming community. A friend of mine bought his copy of Diablo a couple of hours ago and he’s cocooned himself in his own home. I couldn’t be prouder.
I can’t help but think that Yoshichan really hasn’t finished the game. He beat it once on normal difficulty. I always thought that beating a game meant completing it at the highest difficulty possible.
Meh. No worries. This Yoshichan fellow probably didn’t even enjoy the game. You however, probably are. And that’s what matters. Just avoid those Templar Followers. You’d be begging for server problems.
How has your D3 gaming experience been thus far? Awesome? Absolutely vile? Go on, bother us in the comments section below.
Four Koreans just beat Diablo 3 in 7 hours on normal difficulty. Some Chinese dudes did the same. (Thanks Tom’s Hardware for the tip)