Doraemon, possibly the cutest, bluest, weirdest piece of hair celebrates… uh, a birthday, I think. Nobody’s that giggly without reason.
If you all don’t know Doraemon, the manga comics describe him to be a futuristic robot empowered with pockets that leverage scientific technicalities that exist only in corporate Japan. The pocket basically allows Doraemon to access a seemingly limitless variety of gadgets that mess with time-space so that weird crap like this can seem perfectly normal.
Also weird: Doraemon is a cat.