The Orbis Urban Mobility Vehicle Is Funny Looking

People riding Segways on the streets look like idiots. I sometimes impress myself when I abstain from throwing piles of rocks at them.

I mean do we consider these people bad pedestrians or bad drivers?

This is the Orbis Urban Mobility Vehicle. It is no better then the Segway, if not decidedly worse.


A Huge Rock Magnet

The Orbis has a whole different story and is actually missing the relative safety of two wheels. This whole setup mysteriously works however.

The product also boasts “added convenience,” by allowing you to fold the handle bars around the wheel. While you are afforded some degree of portability, you will never be cool, and you will never be safe from rocks.

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